By: Javay - The Millennial Sexpert
St. Patrick’s Day is around the corner and for many it is about drinking and others it’s about getting lucky. If you are the latter you may be looking for some new places to get down and that’s fair. It is really easy to get into a routine with our sex lives that is a little lackluster. Having sex in new places adds some spice to the routine, so here are four different places you can get lucky that increase in riskiness.
- The car
Getting it on in the car is a lot easier for folks that have a garage, but if you don’t there are still some ways to enjoy the boom boom in the vroom vroom. There are three things to consider for play in the car: time, location, and battery. Night time is a bit of a safer bet for most people because it’s dark so people can’t really see into your car. Just be sure you don’t park directly under a street light or it defeats the purpose. You have to be very judicious about where you decide to park your car. Sex in public is illegal so you want to minimize any chances of being arrested for indecency. Parking in something like a parking lot way, way in the back usually is fine, especially if it is a parking lot with trailers or overnight parking. The frequency of cars being there late in the evening unbothered makes it so that you have better chances of being undisturbed. And the last thing to think about is the car battery. If you are in the garage you don’t want your car running because of carbon monoxide poisoning, but if you are in an open parking lot, especially during winter months you may want to keep the car running to keep the heat on, unless you think that you and your partner(s) will be able to produce enough heat to keep y’all and the car warm. If you aren’t ready for the full experience of car sex you can try using some toys in the car together. It is lower risk and a new way to engage in partner play. Grab a stroker or a travel size toy, like the Blush Limited Addiction Power Vibe and have a ball.
- The movie theater
Now the movies were the spot during high school to fool around and that young energy is just what is needed sometimes so recreate it at the theater now. Before you do this you have to plan accordingly. First things first, you don’t want a popular movie. You want something that has been out for a while and didn’t have too much interest from folks. The emptier the theater the better. Second, theaters do have cameras so you don’t want to get too carried away. I would not recommend any real penetrative play that requires a lot of moving. You might want to stick to digital and manual stimulation such as fingering, hand jobs, and caressing of the body. You also have to be mindful of where you sit in the theater. You don’t want to be near the front, because you want to have a line of sight on the entrances/exits to see if anyone walks in. Third, hygiene is important. As much as I am a supporter of flavored lube I am not a supporter of popcorn flavored fingers touching genitals so either skip the snacks or be sure to wash your hands as soon as you are done eating and before you touch your partner. Remember though that engaging in sexual activities in public is illegal so you have to be mindful of that before doing anything and use your best judgment on if the time is right.
- The Airport
I do mean the airport and not on the actual plane for this one. And this one might be less risky than others thanks to the airports themselves, but you are going to use the family restrooms. Every airport has them now and they are definitely large enough for two people to fit in there comfortably. You are of course going to want to use your best judgment in terms of timing. Don’t snag the family restroom when you see a family with toddlers and kids making a beeline for it. This will also take some logistic planning. If you have a layover just make sure it is long enough that you won’t run the risk of missing your connecting flight. If you are flying non-stop, be sure to have enough time before your flight. I would also recommend opting for red-eyes to make this happen. There tend to be less people and they are more tired so they aren’t paying too much attention to what is going on in the airport so you won’t really be noticed if you and your partner slink away together. I also suggest the family restroom over trying anything on the actual plane because no one wants to be on the no-fly list.
- The office
Getting it on in the office is not for the faint of heart. Depending on your office set up and policies it can be highly risky. If you have your own office it is a bit easier to do. If you share office space then you might have to get creative. The hard part with the office is finding time. I would never recommend during the workday, but there are some workarounds. Plan a date night with your partner, but make it so that they have to come pick you up from the office at the end of your workday. You’re going to have to “finish something up” causing them to have to come in and wait while you finish stuff up and as other coworkers are trickling out of the office. When the coast is clear in terms of you being the last person in the office you and your partner can have some real fun and the best part is when it’s all done you and your partner can still go on the date. A few extra tips for this: if you work at a company that has changed the working set up since COVID and some days some people are in the office and others aren’t, plan for the days with the least amount of people working in the office or folks who are known to leave as soon as the clock strikes and the workday is done. Be smart about the outfit choice, the focus should be on ease of access so it’s easy to pull yourself together should someone be coming. And lastly, be vigilant. You have to have some good hearing to make sure no one is coming or anything like that.
Wherever you choose to have sexy time be sure to be careful and cautious especially if you are wanting to not get in trouble, with law enforcement or the company you work for. But the thrill of getting lucky somewhere new and even a little risky can be fun so give it a go if it tickles your fancy!